Smell the history!

Step aside lavender and vanilla, because the “18th Century” candle is here to absolutely ruin your expectations in the most historically accurate way possible. This bold olfactory adventure transports you straight to the cobblestone streets of the past, where the air is richly layered with authentic notes of horse dung, the unmistakable musk of body odor, and a bracing hint of salted cod wafting in from the docks. It’s not just a candle, it’s a full sensory time machine for anyone who’s ever wondered, “what did history actually smell like?” Perfect for pranks, conversation starters, or reminding your guests just how good modern plumbing really is.

April Fools!

Look – we know there are some people who would buy this candle if it actually existed. And we have contemplated how to make it available. But the realistic logistics mean we have to fill our working space with the stench of a horrible smelling candle. Maybe we'll make it available in the future. But no promises.